I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
I will be offended if you don’t get a boner while spooning with me.
I purposely wiggle my ass to get you hard.
Can we discuss the legitimacy of how real this shit is when you first start dating.
This always happens. Always
lol wait oh ok
LOL, the comments.
Tyler Hansbrough: "What the f***?!? Who the hell did…Oh, hey, Ron. I mean, Metta! Or, Mr. World Peace… You know, um, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to be in your way here. That’s on me. My bad. My bad. I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t hit me. I promise I not bother you anymore during this basketball game. I’ll even leave if you want. Just say the word."